Posted 1 day ago

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Posted 1 day ago

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

(Source: followmeonmiraguey)

Posted 1 day ago

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul)

Posted 1 day ago
legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 1 day ago
fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

Posted 1 day ago

ja-ll:

this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together

(Source: fairestregal)

Posted 1 day ago

Bastian Schweinsteiger refusing to be subbed out after numerous accidents.

" If there was one German player who simply refused to lose, it was Bastian Schweinsteiger. The experienced midfield pass master endured a gruelling game. He was routinely sent tumbling by Argentine tackles that pushed the rules to their limit. But for all the bumps and scrapes he sustained, Schweinsteiger never shied away. Instead, he remained at the forefront of his nation’s efforts".

(Source: poopdolski)

Posted 1 day ago

pullhoever:

when i compare my grades with the ones of my friends and i’m better than them

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Posted 1 day ago

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

Posted 1 day ago

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)

Posted 1 day ago

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.

THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

(Source: joys-r-us)

Posted 3 days ago

misandry-mermaid:

Dating tip:
If a man ever tells you that as a woman you are obligated to shave ANY of your body hair, wait until he falls asleep and then scalp him.

Posted 3 days ago

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

(Source: best-of-memes)

Posted 3 days ago
unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

(Source: diegolopezocon)

Posted 3 days ago

traynors:

people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage